Jesus: 

It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.


Christian Conservatives: 

*hurriedly turn the page*


August 01 2014
Anonymous SENT: My friends accidentally buttdialed me and were talking shit about me and hanging out without me so I sold our tickets for $600 and bought one floor seat right by the catwalk.

stylesforstiles:

(Niall voice) legend!

dogapult:

appropriate white culture. dance offbeat at the club. scream at your barista when she doesn’t put enough splenda in your latte. clap at the movie theater when the credits roll. put your child on a leash.

(via uglypnis)

12:51
Rule 1: Don’t let someone be too important in your life.

satiricalflow (via perfect)

(via darkfuse)

absconds:

me…? LIKE ANIME? hah„, ha h, h„,. *laughs nervously* i don’t know who anime is *sweats*

(via theradishgod)

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

johnthreecontinents:

johnthreecontinents:

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

  1. ORLANDO BLOOM PunCHED KJUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FCACE
  • ORLAND O
  • BLOOM
  • PUNCHESDD
  • JUSTIN
  • BIEBER
  • …………………………
  • IN THE FUCKING FACE

watch orlando bloom punch justin bieber in the face

(via staryuniverse)

July 30 2014