indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

theanti90smovement:

yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers

CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”

fizzyginger:

If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point

napoleonbonerhard:

napoleonbonerhard:

i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”